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Год выпуска: 2014
Жанр: Инди, Шедевр, Симулятор, 11/10, GOATY
Разработчик / Издательство: Coffee Stain Studios
Платформа: PC

Версия: 1.1.29060

Тип издания: Пиратка
Язык интерфейса: Английский (перевод не требуется)
Таблэтка: Вшита (3DM SteamEmu)

Системные требования:
> ОС: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8
> Процессор: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
> Оперативная память: 4 Gb
> Видеокарта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
> Жёсткий диск: 1.5 Gb свободного места
> Звуковая карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Goat Simulator — это безумный симулятор об эксцентричном козле, который вытворяет все, что ему заблагорассудится. EPIC WIN! GOTY!

Доп. информация:Разработчики предупреждают, что Goat Simulator — это очень маленькая, глючная и глупая игра, которая была сделана на коленке буквально за пару недель. И в этих словах, сдается нам, нет ни капли субъективности: все-таки симулятор козла (да еще и единственный в своем роде), в котором шкодливое животное носится по округе и вытворяет откровенные глупости, по определению не может претендовать на серьезность.

Сама студия Coffee Stain Studios относится к своему новому творению с изрядной долей иронии. Дабы подчеркнуть абсурдность проекта, релиз назначили на 1 апреля. Девелоперы призывают общественность не ждать от Goat Simulator «масштабов GTA с козами» и отнестись к ней как к забавной первоапрельской безделушке за 10 долларов.

ver 1.1.29060

- Fixed hitbox on flappy goat
- Fixed some borked achievements like "GoatBuilt" etc.
- Worked on super secret things
- Fixed some borked quests.
- Shrek is love
- Shrek is life
- Assorted bugfixes
- Made hitbox on flappy goat worse again

ver 1.1.28847

- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Just kidding.
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
- New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
- Plz come back
- Actually optimized the game a bit
- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
- I hate water
- Played a whole lot of Wildstar
- Volvo pls fix ___.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
- Killed PC gaming
- How long will the patch notes be?
- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
- Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude: http://youtu.be/B7-6nXGflec
- You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!

ver 1.1.28605

- Public beta build with the new map

ver 1.0.28282

- Just a minor fix for stability ;)

ver 1.0.28141

- Fixed some broken stuff on the workshop.
- Mods that crashed have to be recooked to work in 32-bit.
- Fixed the Flappy Goat hitbox.
- Reduced Simulation Realism by 10%. got too real
- Added Profanity filter. We didnt expect so many Kids to play it ;D
- The profanity filter is off by default.
- Optimized a bit more and added some optimization options.
- Recook the mods that crashed and they will to work in 32-bit!
- Reverted the Flappy Goat hitbox to its previous state.
- Fixed the mana regeneration issue with Arcane specced Spellblades.

ver 1.0.28026

- Added more goats.
- Added more goatiness to the map.
- Added and fixed achievements.
- Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
- Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
- NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
- Added and removed profanity filter.
- Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
- Probably added some bugs.
- Probably broke some workshop items.
- Sheep are not goats.
- Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

ver 1.0.27849 Hotfix

- General optimization
- Various bugfixes

ver 1.0.27849

- Initial release


ВидеоGoat Simulator Pre-Order Trailer

Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer

Goat Simulator Goat Parkour demonstration coming in patch 1.1

Goat Simulator 1.1 patch early footage BICYCLE

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